tab: lol. here’s what used to happen when we used to go to adams morgan
tab and jdogg stand in line for pizza
someone says something to you, you’re about to fight, then i have to go and yell at them
jdogg reminds tab of how violence is stupid
alan goes to front of line, accidentally buys 10 jumbo slices
then vomits in the street
sound familiar?
oh, and the last part: we all have to walk off quickly so tab doesn’t get shot by said person he was trying to start a fight with. lol
me: lol. my favorite